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Monday, September 26, 2011
Rules Of Boozin'
1. It's okay to drink alone.2. Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.
3. In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.
4. Drunken words are sober thoughts; listen carefully.
5. If you do something stupid, never blame it on the alcohol or on being drunk.
6. If he\she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.
7. Beer is food. Wine accompanies food. Cocktails demand food.
8. An open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
9. Never turn down a free drink or complain about its quality or brand.
10. Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen.
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